David Cameron has announced that with immediate effect he will be making Andy Coulson the Conservative’s prison advisor. Andy Coulson was advised of his new role through his lawyers voicemail.
“As with all advisory roles, I like to have someone on the inside,” Mr Cameron told reporters.
“And in Andy’s case, this will keep him busy whilst he is on the inside.
“Of course it all depends on whether he feels he is capable of doing the job in stressful conditions, but he assured me sometime ago he could hack it.”
Rebekah Brookes also briefly accepted a job on the Conservative party gravy train, but somehow managed to get off
